The bottle-green ocean
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
I love my skin!
I wish i had this on tv when i was growing up.
This is really important.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine
the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us
Also that reminds me
So the girl I like (read: am stupidly in love with on a certain level) called my hands soft today???? Idk what to make of this it was kinda cute???
bangs fists on table
here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT
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gravity falls seems like one of those shows that kids who are like 8 years old right now will rewatch ten years down the road and go “what the fuck? this was fucked up. did this fuck me up? this probably fucked me up”
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.—Elizabeth Bear - My Least Favorite Trope (via saltbreaker)
"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".
I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.